- K and I are the 'cutest heterosexual couple ever'
- You will always fall for innappropraite men/women
- Tea and toast from Nightline rules
- The underpass will always flood
- Living on campus was so much more convenient
- One must always go for lunch on a Thursday afternoon to Mondos
- Living off campus leads to arguements about bins, bills, baths, base...
- Duck feeding is an offical past time
- Only 5% of students vote in SU elections (and not for me)
- A bag of peanuts is only 95% nuts
- Vodka may be good for getting drunk but it is not good for your stomach, cheap wine is much better
- 'Spin the Bottle' is another drinking game to be avoided
- Vaginias are great (Vaginia Monologues)
- You will still not do all the reading for your course even though this year counts
- 'I've seen him naked' doesn't automatically mean you win the arguement
- Don't go to an 18 movie on a first date
Thanks to K, S2 and S who helped with these during one of the LSC days
- Living in separate towers won't keep K and C apart
- The Summer Ball is better without a date (for me anyway)
- Archers + Cherryade = Summer in a Glass (add Malibu if desired)
- Food colouring makes drinks more interesting
- The End shouldn't be the day before the Summer Ball
- The drinks in the SU bar become so boring you invent new ones
- R-Bombs
- By the third year it is next to impossible to have avoided the Uni incestiousness
- Sitting in the bar all day never gets old
- If you have a tendancy to go cross-eyed when drunk don't walk past the bouncer
- The SU are shit (by S2)
- Relentless gets you through those tough third year exams, the ones that really matter
- I can't write that one
- Walking from North to South campus is always too far
- The chances of being hit on the head by you graduation hat are higher than you think
- Walking across a stage and shaking an old mans hand becomes a major challenge
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