'Hi, I'm looking for uniform?'
Oldest lady, 'What?'
'I'm (first name), I was told my uniform was ready to collect'
'(last name)?'
'Yes'
'Okay, here you go. Sorry you had to wait so long for it'
'Oh, thats okay'
'I really like your coat'
'Thanks its er good for keeping me warm'.
Total b***h to lovely old lady in about 10 seconds. She is one of the strangest women I've ever met.
And here is my sexy new centre parcs uniform in all it's glory...
I think I might have been distracted by something shiny outside in the first photo.