Monday, 24 December 2007

MySpace Archive - Quizness

Credit for this blog should go to Kate, for bringing it to my attention and to Charlie Brooker of the Guardian who's quiz this is.

I'm only including 3 of the questions because 2 I got right, and the last one I should have.

*Read the following misanthropic bleatings and see if you can ascertain precisely what I'm (Charlie) attempting to describe*

3. A simpering say-anything, dough-faced, preposterous, waddling idiot with a feeble, insincere voice and an irritating tendency to squat near the top of opinion polls...A hollow Easter egg with no bag of sweets inside.

5.A blustering rightwing buffoon... Every time he opens his mouth, a herd of stupid horses gallops out... Offensive, clumsy, childish, frequently lost for words and hopelessly prone to scandal... But he's a big floppy schoolboy fringe, so everybody loves him.

10. An eternally irritating force for wrong that appeals exclusively to bigots, toffs, money-minded machine men, faded entertainers and selfish, grasping simpletons who were born with some essential part of their soul missing.

3. David Cameron
5. Boris Johnson
10. The Conservative Party

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