Thursday, 30 October 2008

The Uniform Lady

I go walk into what looks like a store room and see three older ladies sitting at overcrowded desks.

'Hi, I'm looking for uniform?'

Oldest lady, 'What?'

'I'm (first name), I was told my uniform was ready to collect'

'(last name)?'

'Yes'

'Okay, here you go. Sorry you had to wait so long for it'

'Oh, thats okay'

'I really like your coat'

'Thanks its er good for keeping me warm'.

Total b***h to lovely old lady in about 10 seconds. She is one of the strangest women I've ever met.

And here is my sexy new centre parcs uniform in all it's glory...

I think I might have been distracted by something shiny outside in the first photo.

4 comments:

East Side Angie said...

Did you mean sexy in a sarcastic way? Well either way its black and black is slimming! :P I love that heading at the top of your blog aswell by the way, real nice :)

CatFish said...

Yep I did indeed mean it in a sarcastic way, I forget that sarcasm doesn't always come across in text. Thanks for the comment about my heading too. The picture is actually a close up of a flower I took and then brighten up on teh computer and the text is just the most creative thing I could come up with that day!

CatFish said...

Yep I did indeed mean it in a sarcastic way, I forget that sarcasm doesn't always come across in text. Thanks for the comment about my heading too. The picture is actually a close up of a flower I took and then brighten up on teh computer and the text is just the most creative thing I could come up with that day!

CatFish said...

Oops haven't got the hang of this commenting lark yet. Anyone know how I can delete the repeated comment?