Avoiding the Packing

Image from GQ
I don't get the whole Robert Pattinson thing. Okay he's hot but he just looks kinda grumpy, all the time! Plus I hated the twilight film. Sooo annoying. Bella's charater cares about nothing except her teenage obsession for Edward. Abandoning her (human) friends and family. Edwards inability to control himself is such an obvious metaphor for teenage male sexual fustration. Basically the books have the underlying motive to encourage teenages to wait until marriage for sex. It's the new Disney. Building up unrealistic hopes in young girls.
p.s. to get hair like that he would totally be spending more time in front of the mirror than me. Good job he's not really a reflectionless vampire.