Wednesday 31 March 2010

Bruised Knee

There are a number of lessons to be learned from this incident.

1) Remember to roughen the soles of new shoes so that they have some resemblance of grip.
2) Beware stiletto heels and polished wooden floors.
3) Pay at least equal attention to walking as to eyeing up the chefs.

If I had learned these lessons previously maybe I wouldn't have taken a spectacular dive in a crowded resturant.

*Impressiveness of bruise varies according to monitor settings*

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh WOW! I know that must smart. I recently (Easter weekend) slid halfway down a flight of stairs and had a nasty bruise on my bum. Prior to that, I fell while running from the mailbox. And, no, it wasn't chasing me.